Hey, I've got an idea, now that pro sports teams are ganging up to try to get broadcast revenue exempted from taxation. Let's just all stop paying all of our taxes, so that it's every dog for himself instead of just every poor dog for himself like it is now. I'll say it again, if you make a dollar in America, you should give four cents, and four cents only, to the government - every dollar, no exemptions, no deductions, a straight-up, across-the-board 4% flat tax.

That way, there will be plenty of revenue, no incentive to lose money to save on taxes, no reason for anyone to complain. That is my platform. I'm running for President in 2008, as an Independent Democrat, and I would appreciate your vote. My common-sense approach will eventually bring a little sense to D.C., and I really will strive to restore some integrity to the office of President of the United States, unlike my predessessor who must have had his fingers crossed.